Orangutan | 155 points | Nov 20 2016 23:36:06

32-minute evidence video: Pizzagate = .01% pedophilia, satanism. This, with lie-started illegal Wars of Aggression, bankster-looting, constant lying annually kills millions, harms billions, loots trillions. Demanding .01% arrests yet, or need more evil? I’m asking: and YOUR choice is …?

http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2016/11/32-minute-evidence-video-pizzagate-01-pedophilia-satanism-lie-started-illegal-wars-aggression-bankster-looting-constant-lying-annually-kills-millions-harms-billions-loots-trill.html

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safetythrowaway1234 | 50 points | Nov 21 2016 00:29:59

99.99% confused

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Huell__Howser | 44 points | Nov 21 2016 00:28:04

r/titlegore

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tahmorex | 20 points | Nov 21 2016 01:10:38

This article is so poorly written it hurts. Not to say it's false at all- but the titlegore continues through the entire piece.

Hard to imagine a teacher wrote it. I'd fail a student for writing like that.

Who says "lie-started?" Why not something easy like "illegitimate" or even "wars of false pretense?"

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kurt1004 | 3 points | Nov 21 2016 02:30:10

Possibly English as a second language?

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tahmorex | 1 points | Nov 21 2016 13:52:22

Could be.

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GoHeadBeGoneWithIt | 19 points | Nov 20 2016 23:46:59

???

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an_account_of_sorts | 2 points | Nov 21 2016 00:29:31

Read the article. I didn't follow the links yet but seems legitimate.

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TheLastUpvote | 9 points | Nov 21 2016 00:28:57

Do it USA. Arrest those sons of bitches

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Ninjakick666 | 4 points | Nov 21 2016 00:44:34

Some lyrics... Lard - Peeling Back The Foreskin of Liberty

I always thought this song was just mocking conspiracy theorists... Written in 1997... Same group had a song about how Noriega loved to molest kids... 1997 is a bit early to the game to blame Hillary for grinding up orphan babies.

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KFCNyanCat | 3 points | Nov 21 2016 02:47:09

This is getting creepy. I listen to a lot of Bad Religion while looking at this stuff to break the monotony, but now I've found that a BR member is a possible lead?

Being bluepilled looks better every day, but it's sadly just not in my nature.

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horridCAM666 | 1 points | Nov 21 2016 02:55:50

Dude. I was PISSED. i fucking LOVE BR. At least its not Greg that's implicated....

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KFCNyanCat | 2 points | Nov 21 2016 03:05:27

I pray that no Green Day members or My Chemical Romance members are connected, or better yet this entire thing is definitively proven false. That would be nearly my entire music library. Was literally listening to BR before I clicked on this.

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occupythekitchen | 1 points | Nov 21 2016 03:16:50

Musicians are sometimes there too

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KFCNyanCat | 1 points | Nov 21 2016 03:20:50

Yes, I know, Heavy Breathing for example.

This entire comment thread was just us sperging about how much we love Bad Religion and are pissed to see a band member listed as a lead.

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horridCAM666 | 1 points | Nov 21 2016 08:39:42

OR that motherfucker from LOST PROPHETS. wonder if he had any ties to these sickos...

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BigOWierdo | 2 points | Nov 21 2016 01:05:32

"What the fuck was he talking about?"

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madisonrebel | 2 points | Nov 21 2016 02:19:59

With all due respect, this title hurt my brain. It's so damned incoherent it sounds like Kanye West.

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WhiteHatRasta | 1 points | Nov 21 2016 01:02:19

This is /facepalm level titlegore.

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Orangutan | 5 points | Nov 21 2016 01:16:50

Reddit often requires that you use the direct title from the article referenced. If your subreddit is different that is great, but that where the habit comes from.

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Jeffreys_pasta | 3 points | Nov 21 2016 03:13:57

Not even close to being our style.

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PraiseBeKEK | 2 points | Nov 21 2016 01:55:03

Why is this an announcement?

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Virtcoin | 1 points | Nov 21 2016 03:06:12

The emails are faked and this was one big Discordian operation. Research Discordianism and you'll see

For example

The entire thing is an operation based on this understanding

""Did you know that there is a million bucks hidden in the house next door?" "But there is no house next door." "No? Then let's go build one!"

"It is my belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs"

They warship Eris and confusion. Tons of confirmation bias is the weapon they use against us.

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occupythekitchen | 1 points | Nov 21 2016 03:21:58

As a pope of discordianism I make you a pope of discordianism for eternity.

Seriously have you read the Principia it's just a joke. One of the sacred laws is to never eat hotdogs with buns but Friday you can only eat hot dogs with buns. There is also the holy chao etc. Robert Anton Wilson one of the founders is also dead....

Look up the pentabarf it says that on Friday the day of that email you eat hotdogs with buns. Another of the 5 Creed's is to not believe anything you read

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EarthquakesVolcanoes | 1 points | Nov 21 2016 03:55:26

Wait, what the fuck is this from? In one of the leaked emails Hillary says she wants a "hot dog no bun"

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occupythekitchen | 1 points | Nov 21 2016 04:06:01

They're trying to spin it as she is a discordian and the email is fucking Friday the day discordian are meant to eat with a bun. It's a joke religion go to the wiki page on discordianism and ctr f pentabarf (the 5 commandments of the religion)

Copy paste

The PentabarfEdit

The Pentabarf are 5 rules of Discordianism. As venerators of Eris, Discordian views vary from one person to the next as neither order or disorder, nor chaos are requisites of falling into the Discordian category. The fifth rule is representative of that.[citation needed]

There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.

A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.

A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (No Hot Dog Buns).

A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.

A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing What he Reads.

For a second there I thought they might be on to something but meme magic is real the email she asks for a hot dog with no bun is Friday so clearly she is a heretic

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Virtcoin | 1 points | Nov 21 2016 05:49:55

Nothing is True, everything is permissible

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Virtcoin | 1 points | Nov 21 2016 03:22:26

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/49.php

CONVENTIONAL CHAOS

GREYFACE

In the year 1166 B.C., a malcontented hunchbrain by the name of Greyface, got it into his head that the universe was as humorless as he, and he began to teach that play was sinful because it contradicted the ways of Serious Order. "Look at all the order around you," he said. And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not the happy romance as men had known it.

It is not presently understood why men were so gullible at that particular time, for absolutely no one thought to observe all the disorder around them and conclude just the opposite. But anyway, Greyface and his followers took the game of playing at life more seriously than they took life itself and were known even to destroy other living beings whose ways of life differed from their own.

The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance causes frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes for a bad trip. Man has been on a bad trip for a long time now.

It is called THE CURSE OF GREYFACE.

Bullshit makes the flowers grow & that's beautiful.

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Blind_Sypher | 1 points | Nov 21 2016 03:42:26

From what I've read of Haiti they seem to purposefully and ritualistically sow death, confusion, famine, disease, and hatred within non white populations. It goes all the way back to Bush senior violently taking over the country in 1991.

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leo_rugiet | 1 points | Nov 21 2016 04:05:09

How is Donald Trump connected to this? That scares me that he is friends with Epstein.

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