ohkatherine | 5 points
New Dirt Job: Find a fecal sample from John Podesta and analyze it for human remains! HIDE THE BODY, EAT THE BODY!
Seriously, can someone do this? If Nathan Fielder was able to unwittingly get a blood sample and urine sample from a rando on craigslist, it should be simple to get a fecal sample from all of those linked to the cannibalistic sect of the pizza ring. Who wants to get their hands dirty!
I also suspect PCP use, as it would be repulsive to eat a human being if one wasn't under the influence of something like PCP or GHB. The body would literally be too revulsed.
tamamshud46 | 3 points
Dumpster-diving might have yielded some physical evidence. It's probably too late for that now though
Aconitome | 2 points
I am laughing and crying at the same time lmfao
Wouldn't stealing someones poop be a crime or something? Haha
FunkmanSnoogie | 1 points
"something like PCP or GHB"...
Jesus Christ.
Why are you stinking up the sub?
leavenoprints | 1 points
Seriously? You are fucking delusional. Listen to this. You want to take a shit sample from a well-known public figure to analyse for human remains!? Please go see a doctor to get your meds adjusted.
leavenoprints | 1 points
Oh and how do we prove the shit belongs to who it was taken from? Shit leaves no DNA. You can't even get MSM to break a real story like Twitter abuse accounts nevermind this stupid fucking nonsense.
Edit: Autocorrect is stupid.
ohkatherine | 5 points | Nov 19 2016 11:01:36
I'm 100% serious. This would be undeniable proof. Someone could just rig up any toilet for a urine sample. The stool sample would be simple too, just rig the toilet up so it doesn't flush properly. Find their favorite locations and fuck up their toilets. If they see this, at the very least they'll be afraid to piss and shit :D
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ohkatherine | 2 points | Nov 19 2016 11:03:20
(I was inspired by the poop episode of it's always sunny that I was watching tonight. If they could get some scat fetishist in a lab to analyze poop, I'm sure someone could do this in real life.)
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EdgerAllenHo | 1 points | Nov 19 2016 12:40:17
We don't need a fecal sample to understand his bloodline eat humans.
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OhHeyWow | 1 points | Nov 19 2016 22:24:19
Bloodline?
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leavenoprints | 1 points | Nov 22 2016 08:53:17
Why not get a scientist? You'd be in a lab after all. Fetishist? Shit? Take a break. Like a really long one.
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