Bill Murray

Bill021 | 79 points | Nov 18 2016 00:31:55

Bill Murray

The number you are calling in Virginia which is apparently posted in some collection available from Sidney Blumenthal's email list is mine and is not that of the actor with the same name. I am not and never have been involved in any sexually deviant behavior and. My name is on the Blumenthal list because he asked me for some background on Afghanistan to help the Secretary of State. I do not know anything about strange parties at a farm in Virginia. Please do not call me for any reason.

Bayou_Rougarou | 34 points | Nov 18 2016 00:50:41

I loved you in ground hog day.

M1GHTYEAGLE | 20 points | Nov 18 2016 05:32:34

Guys, srsly, stop calling Bill Murray.

evelineveline | 3 points | Nov 18 2016 06:23:01

Most underrated comment of all time.

Rezingreenbowl | 6 points | Nov 18 2016 00:58:21

Two in the box....

archnihilist | 4 points | Nov 18 2016 06:18:47

rofl

probablyagiven | 2 points | Nov 18 2016 06:57:14

aye lmao

ithasanh | 3 points | Nov 18 2016 01:15:22

😂😂😂

Spidda | 3 points | Nov 18 2016 01:24:03

Do you play dominos better on cheese or pasta?

WHAT DO YOU KNOW /s

evelineveline | 2 points | Nov 18 2016 06:23:56

What kind of background did you give? Timeline?

ballmurry | 1 points | Nov 18 2016 07:36:23

Call me 555 555 5555

Brokenridge | 1 points | Nov 19 2016 00:39:38

8675309eineee

collectiveradiobaby | 1 points | Nov 19 2016 00:15:51

If they don't stop, maybe pretend you are the actor just to mess with 'em. Seriously, just say "no one will ever believe you".