stopcensoringpizzag8 | 210 points | Nov 15 2016 21:48:58

Looks like Comet Ping Pong has asked all their friends to leave positive Facebook reviews.

See how many 5* reviews people are writing on the page right now? Several of those folks are friends of the owner. There are a ton of people leaving reviews and several of them mock Pizzagate calling us "crazy alt-right conspiracy theorists". Also check out Heavy Breathing's Facebook, as they have been responding to comments on their latest posts.

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pzzgt | 30 points | Nov 15 2016 22:01:01

This needs to be on the front page of reddit, the fake reviews are coming in every minute! So obvious theyre fake

https://www.facebook.com/pg/cometpingpong/reviews/

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DepressedExplorer | -4 points | Nov 16 2016 04:13:07

To be fair, each of your reviews was fake too. Or have you all been there and raped a few childs to draw that conclusions?

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pzzgt | 12 points | Nov 16 2016 04:15:05

I didn't leave any review, keep shilling though, you will need to shill harder than ever cuz pizzagate is about to come out the oven

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DepressedExplorer | 5 points | Nov 16 2016 04:18:40

With your i ment this sub. And how is it shilling? Its pretty obvious that these comments are more fake than the one of their actual customers. Especially as so many of them talk about satanism, occult, cannibalism and other bullshit like this that has no relation with this at all.

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djklbd | 2 points | Nov 16 2016 05:43:29

Thats crazy talk..Everyone knows that if they ever remade Titanic, it would star Benedict Cumberbatch and Anne Hathaway, not a recasting of Leo and Kate Winslet.....

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vroombangbang | 25 points | Nov 15 2016 21:51:08

imagine if you were just an average joe that go to comet pizza to grab a slice of pizza every now and then. it would sound preposterous for anyone to say that the 'nice' owner is a pedo fuck. they would have to spend some time to do some deep down research...that we know many will never do.

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pleasedontsuicideme | 22 points | Nov 16 2016 00:50:45

Whoever is posting this "Owner is a pedophile, Satanist & cannibal! Children are raped and ritualistically slaughtered. The remains are used in the food they serve!" Needs to calm down.

Saying Satanist, cannibal, kids are being ritualistically slaughtered, and used in food makes us sound fucking insane. If you didn't know about this whole thing and read that, would you believe us or tell us to go put on a tin foil hat?

Instead of spouting seemingly crazy nonsense, say something constructive and provide sources where people can make up their own minds. Something like "Please take a look at reddit.com/r/pizzagate and keep and open mind to what I'm saying. The owner is accused of pedophilia and we want to find out the truth if children's lives are at risk."

Seriously, between the two, which would you dismiss as insane and which would you think twice about?

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tingleypeebles | -1 points | Nov 16 2016 05:00:59

No don't link him here! The article links to the Donald, it's better if Alefantis isn't browsing threads here don't you think?

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CantStumpTheVince | -1 points | Nov 16 2016 08:53:14

Pleasedon't: Here's the reason this happens.

Just by the very nature of the fact that this is LITERALLY a conspiracy theory (that I believe is 100% true) means that this will attract legitimately eccentric tin-foilers to our 'cause'.

So we have to do exactly what you do, pleasedont. Explain why it's not helpful. The tinfoilers are like The_Donald's Autists. We can weaponize them, but they need to know how to navigate socially.

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pleasedontsuicideme | 1 points | Nov 16 2016 10:42:57

Yeah, I guess it is just something we will be seeing more and more of as we get more traction.

The most frustrating part to me is I don't know if these guys have good intentions, are crazy tin-foilers, or people deliberately trying to hurt our cause...

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[deleted] | 1 points | Nov 16 2016 10:43:44

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pleasedontsuicideme | 1 points | Nov 16 2016 11:44:51

I think it will just get lost in a cluster of other posts. It is good to have its own dedicated sub in my opinion. I don't visit the_donald so I think others like me that don't wouldn't be able to get and share the information they want without all the other stuff. And either way, it is going to attract more people either way...being the internet it is hard to avoid idiots anywhere lol

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martinskrtel | -3 points | Nov 16 2016 04:03:04

meh, put the truth out however. just because YOU think some people wont like the "he's a satanist!" approach doesn't mean it wont work on some people. just like how your passive approach wont work on some people. don't try to put rules around exposing the truth

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DepressedExplorer | 1 points | Nov 16 2016 04:27:07

Oh yeah! Throwing around with completely biased claims without evidence at all will let this whole thing appear a lot more serious! Good work everyone!

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martinskrtel | 1 points | Nov 16 2016 05:00:44

i'm not talking about whether it's true or not i'm just saying there is no "right" method for spreading knowledge.

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DepressedExplorer | 1 points | Nov 16 2016 05:05:34

Obviously there is a right method to spread knowledge. For a start it should be knowledge and not biased opinions you spread.

 knowl·edge

 noun

 1.
 **facts**, information, and skills acquired by a 
 person through experience or education; 
 the theoretical or practical understanding of a subject.

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HumanHologram | 1 points | Nov 16 2016 12:17:43

Haha no evidence? There is a virtual shit ton of evidence, albeit circumstantial, from Wikileaks all the way down to JA's Instagram. Concrete Proof is on it's way though, so keep cleaning up the joint and hiding your tracks. Or better yet, might be time to bail and skip out of the country?

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DepressedExplorer | 1 points | Nov 16 2016 12:44:27

Dude i am talking about canibalism and satanism. Mixing obvious truth with obvious bullshit seriously does not help at all.

Every newcomer will instantly think this all is bullshit.

I am not blind. I can see the proof for everything else clearly.

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pzzgt | 10 points | Nov 15 2016 22:07:49

this woman just left this review, http://archive.is/TLfgt

http://archive.is/jPMxO notice the 💕

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pzzgt | 14 points | Nov 15 2016 22:15:50

this guy just left this comment too, cheese on ping pong? why would you ever put cheese on ping pong.

these pedos are mocking us

http://archive.is/VdlF3

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Kamikazimuth | 0 points | Nov 16 2016 11:48:36

Ya they're telling us that they're untouchable and we're powerless.

Maybe they haven't seen a cornered rat, much less a whole swarm of them.

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SkizzWizzer | 10 points | Nov 15 2016 23:16:44

We need to use the power of the internet to FLOOD them with 1 star reviews.

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pizzasjw | 6 points | Nov 16 2016 00:14:38

^This

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cky_stew | 2 points | Nov 16 2016 14:47:41

That's the kind of shit that will just get this entire sub banned.

There still isn't any 100% proof of any of this going on. So in the eyes of the law, you are calling for people to slander a legitimate business.

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adamunknown | 8 points | Nov 15 2016 23:11:36

5 star reviews aren't going to help them at this point - cat is out

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Blind_Sypher | 1 points | Nov 16 2016 02:32:26

Its because they have district attorneys in their back packpocket, and the people that are posted to investigate this very thing are a part of their cadre. We need to start surveilling them vigilante style. It wont take much to blow this open.

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adamunknown | 8 points | Nov 15 2016 23:18:19

as if there were any doubt

http://imgur.com/a/Rbg7K

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Junglist87 | 8 points | Nov 15 2016 23:45:51

They're shitting themselves, and it's hilarious

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BeTheRedPill | 6 points | Nov 15 2016 23:03:28

Has anyone with a FB account checked to see if these review accounts are fake?

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pzzgt | 4 points | Nov 16 2016 00:15:05

The accounts are real. Comet Pizza or someone working there must have posted something on a big social page asking them to leave 5 star reviews.

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ddaniels02 | 4 points | Nov 16 2016 00:59:49

Hope these aren't all connected child runners.. :-/

That would be disturbing.

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bernitallup | 4 points | Nov 15 2016 22:33:34

There is a special place in hell reserved for these folks where it won't be fun and games anymore

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IFitStereotypesWell | 3 points | Nov 16 2016 02:29:10

I don't think this is unreasonable, innocent or guilty.

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HumanHologram | 2 points | Nov 16 2016 03:48:09

Did you see this one? Pizza is "ritualistically" served? WTF!?! http://m.imgur.com/KNALXG8

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DepressedExplorer | 7 points | Nov 16 2016 04:14:45

Its obviously a reaction to your comments. Calm down.

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HumanHologram | -1 points | Nov 16 2016 04:20:13

You are sick, and a fool for defending the pedoring

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DepressedExplorer | 4 points | Nov 16 2016 04:25:21

Exactly. Dont forget that i work for the CIA/FBI and keep children in my basement.

Or maybe, just maybe, it was really just a reaction by someone who read the 1 star votings, thought you guys are crazy because he never heard of any of this and therefore wrote a 5 star comment picking up on details of the 1 star comment. Just maybe... you know?

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HumanHologram | 0 points | Nov 16 2016 04:26:44

Haha, so you admit you're ignorant. Go do some research. What is a "handkerchief with pizza-related map"?

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DepressedExplorer | 2 points | Nov 16 2016 04:29:02

What is a "handkerchief with pizza-related map"?

I dont know, why are you asking me this? Any relation to anything i've said? I really dont know what i should research, have you even read my comment or just conclude that i am the evil because i think you are stupid?

Edit:// Seriously, have you read my comment? I am not sure how more obvious i could write this.

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HumanHologram | 0 points | Nov 16 2016 04:30:02

Just shows your ignorance. Go read wikileaks and educate yourself.

Or just keep shilling, protecting the pizza pedos.

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DepressedExplorer | 1 points | Nov 16 2016 04:36:31

Ok. Thank you nice guy on reddit. I will do my best do also draw conclusions where there are none from now on!

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Vanchat | 1 points | Nov 16 2016 07:42:38

you're a fucking idiot. I could tell you why, but let's just cut to the chase..you're a fucking idiot.

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Krockett88 | 2 points | Nov 16 2016 04:11:54

So I tried to write a post mentioning simply the subreddit pizzagate and got http://imgur.com/0DsldhW "the action attempted has been deemed abusive or otherwise disallowed"

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tingleypeebles | 4 points | Nov 16 2016 05:03:15

Don't link this subreddit, do you want the owner coming here and reading what people found?

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[deleted] | 2 points | Nov 16 2016 14:45:31

For shits and giggles I decided to google one of the many clearly fake positive reviewers for comet ping pong. Very first one I checked happened to be a sculptor named Mary Early who appears to have some connection to Tony Podesta. (cntrl F and search names) http://dcartnews.blogspot.com/archives/2005_10_01_dcartnews_archive.html

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stopcensoringpizzag8 | 1 points | Nov 16 2016 16:31:49

Yea, I checked out a couple of their profile pages, a substantial number of them are from bands that have played at his restaurant (ya know, the ones with the creepy "all ages" sex-related flyers) too.

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[deleted] | 1 points | Nov 16 2016 20:40:26

Speaking of the Bands...check out this video from "Sex Stains" -one of the bands promote by Comet Ping Pong. There is a prominently displayed pedo symbol on box throughout the whole video. (the triangle/maze looking symbol that the FBI confirmed is for pedo's) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXZY4-V5OIo

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dudeofedud | 2 points | Nov 16 2016 14:45:38

I guess we need to push back an anti-offensive! Write 0 reviews, include all the fucked material or more better pretend to be customer who felt like something was off in that place and that you wouldn't go to there due to the investigation going around all the weird things associated with that pizza place...

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basedBlumpkin | 1 points | Nov 16 2016 04:49:11

Wow the 5 star reviews are still being posted non stop

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